Like it's the fuits of the Devil?

I guess I have to work on it.

Stolen from kimonkey7 , and I'm really not a stalker, I swear.



Ungratefule wretch!!  After all I do for him?

 

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Title: My Only Purpose Here Is For You To Feed
Author:boogirl13 
Pairing(s): Dean/OFC/OMC/Sam?
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Sex, mild gore, language, Wincest if you squint, no spoilers
Summary: A haunted house, a weird smell, Dean alone - trouble ensues
Disclaimer: Alas, these boys are not mine.
A/N: Written for prompt #31 @ spn_halloween : "The porniest time Dean ever had in costume..."  I planned to write PWP, but some horror snuck in and the story went a different way.  Please let me know what you think.

A/N 2: Beta'd by the lovely and kind astrothsknot , which I forgot to mention and so I edit to do so.  I'm so sorry and thank you for your help!!


Linky:

community.livejournal.com/spn_halloween/34608.html

So I grabbed a prompt for spn_halloween. Then I was feeling cocky, so I grabbed another. And now I'm freaking out. Can anyone give me some beta help? Unless you're the person who gave prompts 31 and 47, that is.

When you see this, post another Supernatural quote in your LJ. Let's see how long this can go on.



Jo: Damn right, REO. Kevin Cronin sings it from the heart.

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Ellen: Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter is a good psychiatrist.

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Ruby: Put a leash on your brother, Sam, if you wanna keep him.

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Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.

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Dean: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole

Please to be having your babies??  Please, please, please?



OMG.  Booty and tongue porn!!






Thanks to agt_spooky  and Supernatural Place (supernaturalplace.com/gallery/thumbnails.php).  No work is getting done today, people.  None!

ETA: Thanks to christakins , who is the actual fantastic photog of these lovely jems!!

I've never seen a more beautiful red t-shirt.  Ever.  Thank you trillian276709  for taking and posting it.  Seriously. 



OMG,

OK, so I stole this from the entire planet and their uncle. But its hilarious and I, too amd 12. And anything that tells me I'm going to marry Dean Winchester gives me much joy. I'm doing the dance of joy as we speak.

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Â		I will marry Dean Winchester.	Â
Â		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Cabo in our fabulous Shack.	Â
Â		We will have 7 kid(s) together.	Â
Â		Our family will zoom around in a Purple \'67 Impala.
Â		I will spend my days as a Stunt driver, and live happily ever after.	Â
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Title: Room 509
Author: boogirl13
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Sam/OFCs
Disclaimer: The Winchester boys and Supernatural do not belong to me (alas).  This tiny drabble is un-beta'd.  I apologize in advance.  Comments are love.
Summary: Dean is gone.  Sam gets drunk.
Prompt Number: #28 at found_fic_spn 

 

 

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With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year.


1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

6. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.

7. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

8. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

9. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

10. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

11. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.

12. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

13. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

14. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.

15. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.

16. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.

17. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.


Happy Halloween, everyone!!!

"If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal."

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!